A mother was reprimanding her son for having stolen a pencil from school. The father of the family intervened, “Beta, you must not steal at school, if you need anything in the way of stationary, I can always get it for you from the office.”
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A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up. A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy and said, “You are wasting time on small items. Why don’t you rob a bank?” The boy replied, “By the time I leave school, all the banks are closed”.
[This message has been edited by tipz (edited February 17, 2002).]