At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call
Fisk into his office. “It has not escaped my attention,”
he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at
the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor.”
“You know you’re right, sir,” exclaimed Fisk. “I didn’t
realize it. You don’t suppose she’s faking it, do you?”
…well if he had consulted my bro…