Three men died and stood in front of God.God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.The second man admitted to only an affair and was given a midsize car.The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.“What’s the matter?” “I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!”
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awww poor guy here too!
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huh? i dont get it. 'The man driving the luxury car began to cry."What's the matter?" "I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"'
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huh? i dont get it. 'The man driving the luxury car began to cry."What's the matter?" "I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"'
Al the men were given transportation based on how many affairs they had while they were married. The man who had no affairs got a luxury car... and he cried cz his wife had a bike b/c she had alot of affairs.
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bike is good for the environment
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dall main kuch kla hai 
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whats ur IQ buddy
cant even understand a simple joke 
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Al the men were given transportation based on how many affairs they had while they were married. The man who had no affairs got a luxury car... and he cried cz his wife had a bike b/c she had alot of affairs.
thanx for helpin out the poor fellow :biggthumb
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:p
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A CASE IN POINT!
The poor Jewish tailor is beside himself with worry. His wife is
very ill and he wants the best doctor in town to treat her. But the
doctor is somewhat reluctant because the tailor is so poor and,
it being unlikely that his wife could be saved, the tailor might
not pay him should his wife die.
However, the tailor promises he will pay anything, no matter
whether the doctor cures his wife or kills her!
This is sufficient for the doctor and he agrees.
Unfortunately, the doctor cannot save her and the tailor's wife dies.
However, when the doctor's bill arrives the tailor refuses to pay
it despite his promise.
After much argument, the doctor and the tailor agree to let the
Rabbi decide the case since they both are, after all, Jewish.
The doctor puts his case to the Rabbi that the tailor promised to
pay "no matter whether the doctor cured his wife or killed her."
After much thought the Rabbi asks the doctor, "Did you cure her?"
"No," admitted the doctor.
"And did you kill her?"
"I certainly did not," expostulated the doctor.
"In that case," said the Rabbi, "the tailor has no case to answer
because you fulfilled neither of the conditions on which you agreed
that the fee should be paid."
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nice
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:D
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:biggthumb
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great joke! :D
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at least such jokes should not be entertained
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The people who come up with jokes about Jews will they get some kind of sawab ? Shouldn't they ? Just kidding. .:D
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