There was this old woman sitting on her front porch in the swing knitting. She looked up from her work to see this cloud of smoke and POOF! There was a beautiful fairy standing before her.
“Who are you,” she asked?
“I’m your fairy godmother,” she answered. “And you have three wishes coming.”
With amazement in her eyes, the old lady asked, “When may I use these three wishes?”
“Why now, of course,” she answered.
With that the old lady said, “Make me young and beautiful!”
POOF!! She was young and beautiful. With more excitement in her voice the formerly old woman said, “I want to live like royalty!”
POOF!! She was sitting on the steps of a huge castle, dressed in a silk gown, and diamond tiara. “Oh my,” she shouted, “oh my!”
Next, the woman said, “For my third wish, I’d like a man! I need a handsome young prince to share all this with me!”
“Very well…,” answered the fairy godmother looking around with a hand on her cheek. She needed a worthy subject to fill the woman’s order.
About that time the woman’s cat strolled around the side of the castle. “Him!” shouted the lady, pointing to the cat. “Make him a handsome prince, for I’ve grown to love my kitty so dearly! He’s so kind and loving to me!”
POOF!! The cat was transformed into the most beautiful hunk of man she had ever seen.
“Oh my! Oh my!” again shouted the lucky woman. Her prince’s manly beauty spellbound her immediately
Her heartbeat quickened as her prince walked up to her slowly. He gently whispered in her ear, “Aren’t you sorry you had me neutered?”