Fainted

Three young neighborhood women, having coffee, were discussing their husbands.

One said, “My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren’t mine!”

The second says, " Well, your not alone cuz I’m sure my husband is cheating on me also. Last month I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of tiny holes with my sewing needle and put it back in his wallet !"

That’s when the third woman fainted!

Re: Fainted

A doctor was at the beach when he saw a shark in the water and fainted
dead away. Later when he woke his wife said to him, "You've got to quit
imagining that there are lawyers everywhere!"