“I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone
to love…after having met you, I’ve changed my mind.”
“I must admit, you brought Religion in my life…I
never believed in Hell until I met you.”
“As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am…that
you’re not here to ruin it for me.”
“As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts
you’ve given me. Like the need for therapy…”
“Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew
what evil was before this!”
“Before you go, I would like you to take this knife
out of my back. You’ll probably need it again.”
“How could two people as beautiful you have such an
ugly baby?”
“Someday I hope to get married but not to you.”
“You look great for your age, almost lifelike!”
“When we were together, you always said you’d die for
me. Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you
kept your promise.”
“We have been friends for a very long time. What do
you say we call it quits?”
“I’m so miserable without you it’s almost like you’re
here.”
“Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you
ever find out who the father was?”
“You are such a good friend that if we were on a
sinking ship and there was only
one life jacket…I’d miss you heaps and think of you
often.”
at some…