There was this guy who was a professional witness , the people who would become witness in any court case if you pay money to them and will give false testimony on your behalf.
So one day someone hired him and put him on witness stand without briefing about the case details.
So judge asked him “kitnee baree thee ?”
this false witness uses his right hand and uses gesture to tell the judge and says " itnee baree thee"
like this picture.
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The judge exclaimed " murghi/murgi itnee baree thee ?"
He said " sorry dosra hath istemall karna bhool gia" then he gestured like this:
http://www.paklinks.com/gsmedia/thumbs/58854/4612884778_9fa0c6d4bc_z.jpg
Moral of the story , get your story straight before you speak.
