Expensive Barbie

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A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in downtown Cleveland and says to the assistant: “Could you please show me your Barbie dolls? My daughter’s birthday is today and I have to get something she will love!”
She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have:

*Fashion Barbie @ $15.95
*Vacation Barbie @ $15.95
*Housewife Barbie @ $15.95 and
*Divorcee Barbie @ $215.95!"

The guy asks in astonishment,"Why is “Divorcee Barbie so much? She looks the same to me.”

The assistant answers, “Well, sir, Divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s golf clubs, his season tickets to the Tribe and the Browns, his Gold MasterCard, his yacht and his summer home.”

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very hi mazakhia kaki-S…
thanx 4 posting te sharing…
God bless u all…

DerVaisH


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haha ..always liked this joke..

but SADI aap nay ye kia hamaray sath..i was all in the mood to see cute barbie dolls!

haaha... good 1.. if we look closely at the original image, seems like the girl is about to kick the doll in. .. err.. :)


mainay khuwaab-e-nashaimann ko bosay diyay,
aur keh kar ke ye dil ko samjha diyaa,
ke aashiyaana banaana mera kaam tha,
koee bijli giraaye to main kiya karoon..