What!!! You dont get a public holiday for election day???
We here in Kenya (now officially known as “The Fatherland” hehe) have a Public Holiday tomorrow to celebrate the victory of OUR guy! 
Go figure!!
On the menu will be beer (Tusker)…loads of it, roast meat (nyama choma) and dried fish (speciality from the lake province that Obamas family come from)
A special reggae song called O Obama O (or something) has been composed and our local theatre will be showing Obama The Musical.
Hmmm…Karibuni (Welcome!)