Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their
exemplary offspring. “There never was a daughter more
devoted than my Alice,” said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. “Every
summer she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and every
winter we spend a week at Delray Beach.”
“That’s nothing compared to what my Anna does for me,”
declared Mrs. Jones proudly. “Every winter she treats me
to two weeks in Miami, and in the summer two weeks in the
Hamptons, in my own private guest house.”
Mrs. Smith sat back with a proud smile. “Nobody loves her
mother like my Jackie does. Nobody.”
“So what does she do?” asked the two women, turning to her.
“Three times a week she gets into a cab, goes to the best
psychiatrist in the city, and pays him a hundred and fifty
dollars an hour - just to talk about me!”