I don’t know if this belongs here, but mods please feel free to move it to wherever you think it does belong. Preferably not cafe, I cannit cope with all the little faces. +_+
Basically, my work lot have organised a ‘do’ for me to celebrate an occasion and I do not want to attend.
a) I dont like being centre of attention (its true!).
b) It’s a bbq and they are all white. I could bring my own meat, but then I would need my own bbq too and I dont have one, I aint buying one either.
c) I just don’t want to go.
They’l all have the ‘do’ anyway as other events are being celebrated too, so I have nowt to feel bad about with regards to them cancelling it on my behalf, but I just cannit be arsed going.
I need a very feasible excuse.
My friend Laura reckons I should tell them im meeting her cos she’s off to Japan (she’s not) and I wont get to see her again.
Sounds a tad bit ficticious. They are teachers, they can tell when people are lying. Especially the wayI lie! I cannit de it.
a - Go for a short while. Show your face. Meet and greet. Have a drink or two and maybe a nibble of some of the rabbit food. Excuse yourself and leave.
b - Tell them the truth. Don’t be an arse about it…just apologise and say you’re not up for it. I’m sure they’d understand!
Lying is not an option. What would your kids say!!!
