The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.”
“I’ve got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing.”
“That McDonald’s offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!”
“I’m trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV.”
“Cause those Gorditas rule.”
“Uh-Oh..Wapner’s on…I’m an excellent driver.”
“Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go.”
“Umm..I’m drunk?”
“Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that lousy Alannis Morisette “Uninvited” song!”