Excuse me I can’t come to “cough cough” work today I just noticed this morning that I have flu and bad throat “cough cough” Oh and I can’t spaek prolly and I cnat’t type eider ! 
What’s your best attempt for an excuse 
Re: EXCUSE me I can't,,,,,
gott a flu .. cant get outa bed
Re: EXCUSE me I can’t,
How about , Last night after parking my car in the drive way I was Sprayed upon by a nearby hiding Skunk, Man! The smell drove the neighbors away for miles,
I can’t come to work because I’m taking a ‘ketchup Shower’ every hour, 