** Excerpts from Dog’s Diary**
8:00am-Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30am-A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40am-A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am-Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00PM-Lunch!My favorite thing!
1:00pm- Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00pm-Wagged my tail!My favorite thing!
5:00pm-Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00pm-Got to play ball!My favorite thing!
8:00pm-Wow!Watched TV with people! My favorite thing!
11:00pm-Sleeping on the bed! M y favorite thing!
** Excerpt From Cat’s Diary**
Day 983 of captivity.my captors continue to taunt with
bizarre little dangling objects
They dine lavishly on fresh meat,while the other inmates and i
are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.although i make my
contempt for the rations perfectly clear,i nevertheless must eat
something in order to keep up my strength
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.in an
attempt to disgust them, i once again vomit on carpet
Today i decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
their feet i had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts,
since it clearly demonstrates what iam capable of However,
they merely made condescending comments about what a good
little hunter iam. basstaarrdsss
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.i
was placed in solitary confinement for duration of the event
however,i could hear the noises and smell the food,i overheard
that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies’ i must
learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage
Today i was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking
i must try this again tomarrow–but at top of the stairs.
iam convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges He is regularly
released–and seems to more than willing to return.he is
obiously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. i observe him
communicating with guards regularly, iam certain that he
reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
Custody for him in an elevated cell,so he is safe. for now…
I have 2 kittens…jst made me laugh to think that might be thinking like this 
except they torment me by chewing on everything that is dangling 