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lol my dad told me this story…he said it was true but i still don’t believe him…man this is disgusting…

ok so there’s this guy in a villiage and you know how they make sugar, right? they take the sugar canes and put it inside the machine and it goes in and gets all smushed up so the juice or whatever comes out of the cane…

ok well the guy is sitting there doing that. and in order to make the machine work, he has cattle tied to these ropes and they are continously walking in a circle around this one wheel to move a series of other ropes and wooden planks to make the machine go. (lol it’s not really as complicated as it sounds). the guy had trained the cattle so that every time he would yell out to them, they’d know to move faster to make the machine go faster.

one day, the guy is putting in one of the sugar canes into the machine, and his hand gets caught in as well. and yes, it smashes up his hand and takes the “juice” out of it, just as it would with the sugar cane (eewww yukkhhhhh!). and then he starts screaming and yelling out of pain, but the cattle start moving even faster because they think he’s screaming to make them go faster like he usually does. :teary1:

The End.

So..I just thought I’d share this beautiful story with you, yeah.:rolleyes:

(yea it’s really sad, but i don’t think it was a true story…and i know this sounds wrong, but it actually KINDA sounds FUNNY when you hear the story in punjabi ..like when my dad told it to me.. )

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:sleep2:

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don’t SLEEP in the middle of story time. :bailan: badtameez

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wake me up when u r done ..ahite kid :sleep:

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no problem UNCLE :mad:

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:yawn: sonay do yar..

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chal dafa ho go sleep at faiza's you know u all seem just so close heh.

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This story is not true :snooty:

Sugar doesnt come from cane wane shane
it comes from the superstore in small white neat bags :rolleyes:

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no faraz sleeps there not me :stuck_out_tongue:

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um.

I like Ganney Ka rus.

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i'll never drink rus again!!

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^ Why? The blood from the hands is nutritious.

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i'm sure that it adds sum kinda nutritional value as well as colouring but i think i'll stick to orange squash!!!!

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^ oh and do you know the story behind how orange squash is made :devil:

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ok juice then!!!! (i'm gonna have to go on a seaweed diet!!) bus karo!!!!

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^ OH MAN! Don't even remind me of the horrific stories of how juice is made.

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i dont get put off my grub easily crescent! so poori koshish karlo!!!

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U reminded my days in pesho.. goshh we used to eat so much gana :(
yummy :)

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hah lol yea i'll be sure to fill you all in about any other villiage-life stories that my father shares with me. they're usually quite interesting. :p

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yeaa i hear wierd stories too. The last one i heard was about how this guy caught AIDS after eating a shawarma :rolleyes: