BUG JOKES:
Q. What does the spider do on the Internet?
A. Makes World Wide Webs
Q. Why is the fly afraid of the keyboard?
A. Because of the World Wide Web
Q. There are five flies in a kitchen. Which one is the cowboy?
A. The one on the “range”
Q. Why did the Beetles stop playing music?
A. Because they got exterminated!
Q. What is smaller that a mosquito’s tennis shoe?
A. His foot
Q. What happens when you mix 2 bees and a water gun?
A. You get a bee bee gun
Q. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A. A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito
Q. What is the biggest ant in the world ?
A. A Gi-ant
Q.What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website
Customer.What is this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: The backstroke
Q.Why did the man have butterflies in his stomach?
A. Because he had swallowed some caterpillars
Q. On what day do spiders eat the most?
A. Flyday!
Q. What bug is the best ball player?
A. The spider. It is good at catching flies
Customer: Waiter ! Waiter ! Theres a fly in my soup !!
Waiter: Don’t worry Sir, the spider in your salad will get it !!
Two ants were running as fast as they could around the top of a cracker box. Finally one stopped, completely out of breath. “Wait a minute, he said to the other. Why are we going so fast?” " Can’t you read?" said the other. “The box says to tear along the dotted line!”
Q. What kind of bug goes to church?
A. A praying mantis
Q. Where do you buy things like slime and snails?
A. At a GROSSery store
Customer: Waiter! What’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Looks like the back-stroke.
Q. What’s a bee’s favorite t.v. show?
A. Days of our Hives.
Q. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. Where do moths go to dance?
A. The moth ball!
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”