A professor was trying to teach his students about the evil of alcohol. He brought a glass of water and a glass of alcohol, with two worms. He placed a worm in water, and the other in alcohol.The one in water lived, and the other died. When he asked his students what they had learned, a brilliant student answered: “DRINK ALCOHOL AND YOU WON’T HAVE WORMS”.
Heheheh! Extra smart kid!
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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
hahahahah
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I’m Gonna Be The Champ
The Way I Wanna Be
Rude Boyz Rulez
*When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven! --Old Irish toast *
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Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah