Santa was known to have very bad smelling socks.
Wherever he goes, people would just leave the place.
One day his wife said;
‘My little sister’s wedding is next month. For God Sake wear new socks that day’.
They went to wedding. After few minutes everyone left!
His wife said: Didn’t I tell you not to wear old socks today?’
He said; ‘I knew you were not going to believe me’.
‘Here, see!’ ?
And he took out old socks from his pant pockets!!!