There once was a blind man who decided to visit Pakistan. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Pakistan.”
When he finally arrived in Pakistan, he decided to visit a Hotel. Upon arriving in the Hotel, he ordered a drink and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The waiter replied, “Everything is big in Pakistan.”
After a good meal, the blind man asked the waiter where the bathroom was located. The waiter replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
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