Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Re: Ever Wonder.
Serious Answers:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Cause of Blood Supply
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
They can't stretch their skins with mouth close
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Cause it was never published
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
To show the importance of abbreviation...
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Cause their patients can't live longer
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Cause it windows
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
So that don't drink liquid soap
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Cause they broke down your investment to Zero (0)
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Cuase in the slow traffic the clock runs fast
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
cause there is no cat flavored mouse one
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
The people who prepare it
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Ask Noah or the mosquitoes
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Who cares...
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Simple cuse you need special tools to store ppl. in and out
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
cause they have wool
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
People living in aprtments are mentally apart
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Congress is a group of ppl. who can't decide anything individually, but as group, decide nothing can be progressed
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Cause they want you to be parpared for Termination (departing from this world and arriving into either hell or heaven)
Aur pocho, pocho gey nahi to maloomat mein izafa kaisay hoga :D
Re: Re: Ever Wonder.
now would you ever wonder francis :nahnah: 
