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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Stop singing and read on.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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why you don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
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why “abbreviated” is such a long word?
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why doctors call what they do “practice”?
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why you have to click on “Start” to stop Windows?
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why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
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why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
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why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?
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who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved” flavor?
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why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
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why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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why they don’t make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
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why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?
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why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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why they call the airport “the terminal” if flying is so safe?
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Do you ever wonder why you are reading this thread in the first place?
Re: Ever wonder - (yet again)
lol.......thats was good ....nice one matey
Re: Ever wonder - (yet again)
Re: Ever wonder - (yet again)
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
