Even more Sardar Jokes--

Mr-Joker · January 20, 2001, 8:14am

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

“Oh, look at the dead bird.”
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

How many sardars do you need to screw-in a light bulb?
ten, one to hold the bulb and nine to turn the wall.

HOW TO INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE A SARDAR

you should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

    * gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
    * sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
    * tries to drown a fish in water.
    * thinks socialism means partying.
    * trips over a cordless phone.
    * takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. 
    * At the bottom of the application where it says  "Sign Here"  he puts "Sagittarius."
    *studies for a blood test and fails.
    * sells the car for gas money.
    * misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
    * drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
    "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
    * gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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Hello Dosto,
It seems like no matter how
hard I try, I can’t get away without posting
some of the SARDAR JOKES. Well, this is
all part of fun, but I hope that nobody
will mind them., and will take them just as
jokes. Thank you

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