Euro Tunnel

Before construction of Euro Tunnel, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh’s tender at it’s very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds.

Now , as per the rule Banta was to get the contract.

Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said, “Look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh.I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel.”

The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don’t meet?" Banta Singh replied," then you will get two tunnels at the same cost."

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We are missing self exiled Salman and Banned Mr. Ball Ram. The similar joke ignited the Words Wars I. :D

NO Pilot sahab I am sorry , u dont know the whole story …analysis provided.

In depth analysis of the war

Re: Euro Tunnel

btw Phajjay :hehe:

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*Yeh joke yaad rakhnay wala icon :smiley:

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It is sad indeed, I was under the impression that he left because he posted a similar joke, like above, and was penalized by a specific group.
Still couldn’t understand his decision :confused: ???

LOL! :heheheh

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