Confused, Especially for U …
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What’s the difference between government bonds and Confused?
Bonds Mature.
What is the difference between Confused and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
What did God say after creating Confused?
I can do better.
Confused: Want a quickie?
His Beewi: As opposed to what?
Why doesn’t Confused mind his own business?
- No mind.
- No business.
Why is Confused like a laxatives?
He irritate the sh*t out of you.
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
What’s Confused’s idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so that his wife can vacuum.
What’s the difference between Confused and E.T.?
ET phoned home.
Why is a psychoanalysis a lot quicker for Confused than any other man or woman?
When it’s time to go back to his childhood, he’s already there.
How does Confused’s biwi define a 50-50 relationship?
She cooks/he eats; she cleans/he dirties; she irons/he wrinkles etc etc.
What’s the best way to force Confused to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
How does Confused exercise at the beach?
By sucking in his stomach every time he sees a bikini.
How does Confused sort his laundry?
“Fifthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Confused and Sherrybaba were strolling down the street when Sherrybaba exclaimed, “how sad - a dead bird.”
Confused looked up and said, “where?”
*** Sobi nods in total agreement and runs away from the post before she is accused of killing Confused ***