A guy checks into a hotel in Vegas on a business trip and starts to feel a bit lonely so he decides to get an escort. So he picks up the phone and calls the number he got from the cab driver.
“Hello?” the woman says.
“Hi, are you nasty? I want nasty. I want it hard and fast. I’m talking kink all night. You name it we’ll do it. Bring equiptment, bring toys. You do me and I’ll do you–all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in anything. How does that sound?”
She says, “Umm, Sir? For an outside line you need to press 9.”
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