I know Hell is no joking matter but this was kind of “funny”.
A Pakistani dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do
here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day.” The man does not like the sound of that
at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell
and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the
German hell.
Then he comes to the Pakistani hell and finds that there is a very long line of
people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks “What do they do there?” He is told
“First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed
of nails for another hour. Then the Pakistani Devil comes in and whips you for
the rest of the day.” “But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why
are there so many people waiting to get in?” Because here there is never any
electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the
nails, and the devil is a Govt. servant,so he comes in, signs in the register
and then goes to the canteen…"