Erm How do I get an___?

Erm Salaams, Hello, Namaste, Jambo Sana

Hello people how do I get an Avatar on this site?

I’ve only just got on here cos a friend has been naggin me to try this place out for ages and I kind of Like it round here so much banter yay!

Okay my names Masood Hamid ennit, by the way, no relation to Zaid Hamid or Hamid Gul.

My friends call me Maza, Massai, Mashood, Khadoo, Tarbooz, fatty and lots of other funny names cos I’m fat ennit lolz

At work they all call me dipstick cos when I first helped my uncle fix his car like I was supposed to top up the oil and I leaned over the engine and broke the dipstick! hahahaaa but I am a good mechanic really… just too young to get taxi license at the moment and insurance is killin me man.

I’m kinda into anythin at the moment I know a have never been to Pakistan and my Mom and Dad wana take me over some time… I realy luv the desi wedings and stuff and all the music but I dont know if it’s like that in real life you know what I mean…

Anyway I like cars, mobile phones, games, trains, planes, busses, boats.

I work as a part time car mechanic and I do deliveries in the night…

But if you all think you can pile round mine for a free MOT forget it I live in Handsworth ghetto ennit but i aint a chav like so dont get me wrong like.

Any way Peace out…

Oh and how do I get an avatar again?

Re: Erm How do I get an___?

:welcome: .. u need 1000 post to hav a avatar .. buh for the tym bein u can choose frm the settins thinggie .. khadoo .. :cb:

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LOL glad you find it funny... haha

Okay so I have to wait till i make a thousand posts? Thats gonna take ages....

Oh and how do you get smileys?

Plus wheres the settings?

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yupp thousanddd post .. hang abt in here .. n ull get thum in no tymm ..

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/misc.php?do=showsmilies

^ .. smillies pagee ..

on the right hand side .. under log out ..

Re: Erm How do I get an___?

Oh thanks so much I got an Avatar now and a signature too... whey!

My avatar looks a bit like me :)

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if avatar luks lyk u then u need sleep .. n u luk old .. :)

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welcome :)

btw, are you half a girl too cos the amount of time you said 'like' .. it soooo like like nominates you for a girl ..am sure no one would notice right :p

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Hey I’m not a girl man… thats an insult to women. LOL

Naah I’m defo not a girl :cd:

Wow what a nickname freeze this is the FBI786! only joking.

By the way everyone talks like that round here… at least I havent got my ear pierced but my mom said a mundree stud looks cute, i think theres no way id have my ear pierced though…!

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naah I meant the spiky hair and the tired looks I'm not old :(

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Mzuri asante:wave:…welcome

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Thanks really colourfull avatar.... oooh pretty lights :)

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**
ur welcome Newbie:wave:… thanks.. ;)**

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wow are we allowed to use coloured lettering or is that only for moderators and seniors?

How comz my under my nick it says junior member it makes me stand out like a noob :)

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M cool hun… of course u can type in colours - just type and then change ur colour… but dont be copying me ji varna :asa::snooty:

hun.. im afraid u may be a “noob” for sometime until u speed up ur posting power:superman:…:hehe:…have a read of the cafe policies on the Support forum… ull be a “senior” in no time:cb:..:wink:

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^ okay thanks

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:yahoo:.. way **to go M **Coollll :roman:

:snooty:

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poppieess :naraz:

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the way u talked in the 1st post is soooo “wannabe”

:disgust:

:welcome: to gs

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Welcome new memeber M Cool , ab logon ko banao jee bhar ke Fool :stuck_out_tongue:

:crying:

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Whats wiv the frownin smileys...?