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francis2k · July 8, 2002, 10:57am

An employer asks a job applicant: “Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?”
The job applicant replies: “I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months.”
An employer said to a job applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
The job applicant replied: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time something went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office. “What is the meaning of this?”, the manager asked. “When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years’ experience. Now we discover this is the first job you’ve ever had.” “Well,” the young man said, “in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”
A young man applied for a job, bringing with him glowing references from his minister and a dozen elders in the church. The prospective employer nodded with pleasure at the written statements, but said, “These are very nice. Could you get one from somebody who knows you on weekdays?”