Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive. No further testing is planned.
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say
Here honey, you use the remote.
While I’m up, can I get you anything?
Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
[This message has been edited by ahmadjee (edited July 06, 2002).]