One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.." Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes, “padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot…”
Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ? Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.
Wife : kyon ? Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai. ;-))
Two Sardars were walking together…
Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha…
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern Art?”
Art Dealer “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!”
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, “Where’s my free gift with this oil?”
Shopkeeper: “ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab”
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently. The lady said, " break nahi mar sakta tha kya?" Sardarji replied “break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di…”
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge… think… “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI”
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
