Women should not have children after 35.
Really…35 children are enough
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect,
therefore I am perfect.
“If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come
I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?”
“How come we choose from just two people
for president and 50 for Miss America?”
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer,
cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining
about being broke and not feeling well?
On my first day of school my parents dropped
me off at the wrong nursery.
There I was…surrounded by trees and bushes.
I earn a seven-figure salary.
Unfortunately, there’s a decimal point involved.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years
…then we met.
I live in my own little world, but it’s ok, they know
me here.
If flying is so safe, why do they
call the airport the ‘terminal’?
Travel is very educational. I can now say
“Kaopectate” in seven different languages