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Did you hear the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
Q: Why don`t blondes make good pharmacists?
A: They can`t get the bottle into the typewriter
Indian Skill
The old belief was Indians could put his ear to the ground, and could tell you if something was coming from far off.
The Chief was riding a horse across the prairie, and came across an young Indian man with his head to the ground. “What do you hear? What is it?”
“Wagon Train,” the Indian said. “Three wagons. First on one with squaw with papoose. Next wagon with cow tied to back. Last one full of men with big guns.”
“Wow! You have really been working on your skill. How did you know all that?” asked the Chief.
The young Indian answered, “They ran over me half hour ago.”
There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
Top Ten Ways You Know You Are A Desi Engineer
You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s inside.
You’re aware that computers are actually only good for playinggames.
You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires.
You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
Your IQ is lower than your weight.
You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.
You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
Your wife hasn’t got the foggiest idea what you do at work.
You introduce your wife as [email protected].
LAW 1
A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA Due To Inertia or Greed until A Force Called Deportation Is Applied.
LAW 2
The Force of Deportation F = ma Where
m = Amount Of Money Desi Earned/Saved in USA.
a = dm/dt = The Rate at which Desi Saved Money.
(This is contrary to the Popular Belief that Desi will return back after making lot of Money.)
LAW 3
For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary Visit, A Desi Of Opposite Sex will Come To USA On a Permanent Basis. (This Law is Applied for Reaching Honey Moon.)