Birdy, birdy in the sky
Why you poo poo in my eye
I didn’t sigh, i didn’t cry
Thank God, Cow’s don’t fly!
Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered
over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he
politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied
Timmy tearfully, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned.
"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Little Timmy patted
down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your
cat."
Peom?