English jokes with desi answers

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. What did the lonely banana say? I’m a"kela".

  2. What did the green peas say? Nothing. They just "mutter"ed

  3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? “Aaloo?”

  4. Where do cabbages hang out? In the Gobi desert.

  5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called? B(h)ooths

  6. What did the flower say to its girl-friend? Why do phools fall in
    love?

  7. What did the fat car say? I’m a mota car.

  8. What did the confused egg say? I don’t unda-stand.

  9. What do shrimps sing on Christmas? Jhinga Bells.

  10. What did the half eaten naan say? I wish I was puri.

  11. What language do carrots speak? Gajarati..

" If you don’t understand my silence, you won’t understand my words!"

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hahahaha

good ones!

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hehehehehe,

well done - some of those were excellent!

Respectfully Yours,

The Godfather.