English is a hard language

**English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning. **

**Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic **
**protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical **
**structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self **
**rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member. **

**In plain English what does this translate to? :smiley: **

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after

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lolz its not that hard i could understand it

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:rotfl: THATS FUNNY

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funny? its proper english ume z baji!

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haha..lolz.....thats funny..
english is the only language in wich sweetmeat is a candy n sweetbread is not sweet...plural of tooth is teeth,then prular fr booth shud b Beeth?
a wise guy n wise man r opposite to each other, boxing rings r square,its all in english...difficult language,huh???"confused"

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ive got this icebox where ma heart used to beeeeeeeeee......no excuse no excuse....ive got dis icebox where ma heart used to be ----- dats propa english blud

jkn

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sweety! dont make fun of it

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hey bredda u aint seen no eng. blud…come dwn to SE n u’ll b put ryttttttttttt

:rotfl:

ami i the only one hu finds it funni?

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hehehe coool replies :)

its kind of joke .. :P