English Footy Joke
A Manchester United (Man Utd) fan was walking down
a street one day when he noticed a lamp in the
undergrowth.
He picked up the lamp and in doing accidently
rubbed it. Suddenly, a genie popped out. ‘Thank
you’ said the genie. The Manchester United fan
asked the genie if he was entitled to three
wishes. ‘Yes, but for every wish granted, all
Manchester City fans get double’
Obviously disgrunted at this, the Man Utd fan said
‘OK for my first wish I would like a Ferrari F40’.
‘Wish granted and now all Man City fans have 2
Ferrari F40’s’ said the genie.
For my second wish I would like £10 million. ‘Wish
granted and now all Man City fans have £20 million
each’
The Man United fan then paused for moment and then
said ‘For my third wish, I would like one kidney
removed’
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”