An English man (Peter), a Scots man (McGregor) and an
Irish man (Murphy) were trying to get to see the Olympic
games in the stadium but did not want to buy any
tickets. So they got to the Olympic stadium during one
of the events and thought how they would be able to
manage to get in without having to pay.
The English man walked around the stadium and saw a pole
lying on the floor and picked it up. He walked to the entrance and
said “Peter. England. Pole throwing.” The guards let him
in without hesitation.
The Scots man walks around and sees a manhole. He picks up
the cover, carries it under his arm, walks to the entrance
and says “McGregor. Scotland. Discus throwing.” The guards
let him in too without hesitation.
The Irish man now very frantic, since both his friends are
now inside walks around the stadium and finds a roll of barbwire.
He picks it up, walks to the entrance and says “Murphy. Ireland.
Fencing.”