Energiser Bunny Found Dead
Today the world was stunned by the news 0f the
death of the Energiser Bunny. He was six years
old. Best known as ‘Pinkie’ to his friends and
relatives, the irritating pink bunny that kept
going, and going, and going…
Authorities believe that the death occured at
approximately 8:42 last evening. An emergency
autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief
Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the
cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by
sexual over-stimulation. Apparently someone had
put Mr. Bunny’s batteries in backwards, and he
kept coming, and coming, and coming…
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”