A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation (in italian accent). The lady
sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one
lasta time.
"You foul-mouthed swine, "retorted the
lady indignantly. “In this country
we don’t talk about our sex lives in
public!”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the
man. "Who talkin’ about a sexa?
I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to
spella “Mississippi.”