EMM Opens a Clinic

[Iconoclast]

And to make it different from other clinics, she also starts to accept phone consultations.

First Call: Doc, my wife if Pregant and she is having contractions.

EMM: Is this her first child

Caller: No you idiot, this is her husband

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Second Call: Doc, doc, i broke my arm in two places
EMM: Stay away from those places

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Third Call: Doc, i have yellow teeth, what shud i do?
EMM: Wear a matching tie

[Shikra]

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3rd one

EMM ki taraqqee ho gayi hai, ab tou mashallah sey clinic khol liya hai

[Samad]

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Shikra fikar na kar aglay joke mai uski clinic mai chaapa parwayoonga.

[Ali_2]

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[Shikra]

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Clinic mein chaapa, uski koi khaas wajah?

[sameenji]

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Yellow yellow dirty fellow...
Nice...:D

[Iconoclast]

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Some more consultations

Patient: Doc i see blurred spots infront my eyes
EMM: Use these glasses
Patient: Will the spots go away
EMM: No, but you will see them much clearer

[Samad]

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@Shikra

Clinic mein chaapa, uski koi khaas wajah?

Anwar Qureshi ghussa ho ga andar ilaaj kay bahanay magar…

[fghd]

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Second Call: Doc, doc, i broke my arm in two places
EMM: Stay away from those places

Thats SOOOOOOOO MEEEE!!

[phatima]

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hahaha 1st and 2nd one are hilarious :D

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

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@Evilmastermind

Thats SOOOOOOOO MEEEE!!

@ Thread: Good one :k:

[Code_Red]

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[Monk]

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hhahahahahahaha

[Light_Bearer]

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LOL> where is this clinic I wil try to stay away.

[bholibisri]

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:CareBear:

[aminas]

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Lol

[Aqua]

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:D

[Prince_Ali]

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