EMM ANSWER MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

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When EMM give medical examz **

These are the answers she wrote in his entrance exam.


Antibody - against everyone


Artery - The study of the paintings.


Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.


Caesarean section - a district in Rome.


**Cardiology - advance study of poker playing. **


Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.


Chronic - neck of a crow.


**Coma - punctuation mark. **


Cortisone - area around local court.


Cyst - short for sister.


Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.


Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.


Dislocation - in this place.


**Duodenum - couple in blue jeans. **


Enema - not a friend.


Fake labour - pretending to work.


Genes - blue denim.


Hernia - she is close by.


Impotent - distinguished/ well known.


Labour pain - hurt at work.


Lactose - people without toes.


Lymph - walk unsteadily.


Microbes - small dressing gown.


Obesity - city of Obe.


Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.


Proteins - in favour of teens.


Pulse - grain.


Pus - small cat.


Red blood count - Dracula.


Secretion - hiding anything.


Tablet - small table.


Ultrasound - radical noise.


Urine - opposite of you’re out.


Varicose - very close.

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HAHAHAHA LOVED IT!!! :rotfl::rotfl:
AWESOME!! I gotta share this with my frens :rotfl:

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I am never going to EMM’s dukaan for ilaaj :no:

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EMM..are you a doctor?

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:omg:

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Unfortunately, she is becoming one. Still in medical school :hehe:

@ thread: Lagta hai jinho ne iss ko accept kiya, wo bhi aisi hi Terminology study kar ke pass huwey hoN gey :omg:

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shikki u r my first target :dixsi:
HHL tum tou marou gay :bailan:
hahahaha I love this thread!! FIVE STARS!!:biggthumb:

Sidra: almost done with second yr of med skool, thats y u see alotof medical jokes on me :smiley: :omg:

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You stay away from me, my biwi, and my bachey :bailan:

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bachay :yummy:

hope i get residency in ur state :omg:

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I will move and won’t even tell you where I am moving :grumpy:

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yeh ho hi nahee sakta chotay bhai :stuck_out_tongue:
jahan chota bhai wahan baji :jhanda:

:omg:

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Baji ki bachi, meney tumharey clinic ki saari dawaaiyan tord phord deni hain :mad2: Don’t call me your chota bhai :aj:

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awww itna ghussa?
kya huwa pait theek nahee huwa?:stuck_out_tongue:
come again in my clinic ill fix .. err I mean Ill treat u medically :rotfl:
hahahahahahaha kya adaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hai aap ki shikki ji :smiley:

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That’s better :shikra: I’ll see you this evening then :shikra:

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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:hehe:

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:hehe:

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Good one, Is EMM really that bad doctor :)

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Lol very funny :)

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lol