This wasn’t exactly “embarrasing” for me,cause I’m comfortable with my retardation, it probably should be though.
5 days after our baraat, I’m wearing knee highs and I’m sat on the bed massaging his hands with my Molton Brown moisturiser, all the while promising that it wont make his rugged man hands girly, even though he was totally loving being pampered. Then when I was done I “skipped” off the bed to put the lotion back on the shelf … slipped and fell right onto my arse.
and even though it hurt, I started to laugh at the hilarity of the situation; just married, looking sexy and still being my 'tard self. He comes running over all worried, and I’m all laughing: “trust me I’m fine, if any of my family had seen me fall like that they’d carry on with life, I’m always falling” and he’s all “man, if I fell like that I wouldnt get up again” haa.
I can tell you if she does not mind. The answer is in the fist line of the post though. @Halima , do I have your permission to tell him why it is funny ?
@Doppleganger I'm morbidly obese. My hubby likes BBW. He told me it was a "particular" taste. So if your ready to see this jelly in HD on your wannabe iPad...