So i have a room mate. We have been roommates for like 4 years now. He is about to get married and move away into his house.
Problem is that he has some sort of stomach issues, he keeps farting all the time, especially in the morning. So i was joking with him, like whats going to happen when you marry. You might kill your wife with all that gas in under the covers. It would be an achievement if she survives the first night!!!
Anyhow, i digress, now come to think of it seriously, how is this going to go down in real life?
How do newlyweds handle these kind of awkward problems?
Doctor has said no big deal. Like its good that the gas is getting released etc. Its not that its literally24/7, its just that he does it more than a normal person would.
depending on his personality, he'll most likely control it after shaadi... at least for a while lol. he could always excuse himself to the bathroom if he really needs to let one rip lol
use Gasex/Beano, eat less beans and gas producing food like daals, walk before getting into bed. squeeze stomach from sides for 10 minutes before the intimacy! :)
some prescription medications or vitamin supplements cause this problem of excessive gassing, like iron tablets.
depending on his personality, he'll most likely control it after shaadi... at least for a while lol. he could always excuse himself to the bathroom if he really needs to let one rip lol
Try cutting milk out of the diet. most desis are lactose intolerant and can't have more than 1 cup of milk without the engines starting up and even that may be too much for some.
Ask him to find out the reason for this activity. Milk is one potential cause as mentioned above. Bananas can also cause this. The habit of eating quickly while inhaling air is also one reason.
Also, he should avoid having meals too close to his bed time. He should at least give it 3 hours break if not more. Biggest issue with us desi is that we take dinner at 9:30 and go to bed pretty much right after that. High cholesterol, bad digestive system, big belly, obesity ... 80 % of the times the reason is having dinner too late and no time between dinner and going to bed.
