A young couple was fast asleep in their bed when a> burglar broke into their house. He put a knife to the throat of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them. What’s your name?”
The woman says, “My name is Elizabeth.”
“Ah, my mother’s name is Elizabeth. You remind me of my mother. There’s no way I could ever hurt you.” He grabbed her husband,put the knife to his throat and said, “What’s your name?” This husband said, “Fred… but my friends call me Elizabeth.” =============================================>