Sorry,its off chemistry which girls might not like.All elements oxygen ,hydrogen is arranged in periodic table according to its Atomic weight!
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at any
thing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated
properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses
strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious
stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great
amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next
to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth
reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hand
LOL…He He HE
aap bevajah pareshaan-sii kyo.n hai.n maadaam
log kahate hai.n to phir Thiik hii kahate ho.nge
mere ehabaab ne tahaziib na siikhii hogii
mere maahaul me.n i.nsaan na rahate ho.nge
[maadaam=Urdu equivalent of Madam]
[ehabaab=friends; maahaul=environment/surrounding]