. Elderly sardar jee!

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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An elderly Sardar jee admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital requested that he take lessons in French. The doctor was puzzled and asked him why.
“Well, French is the language of heaven,” he sighed. “I want to be able to communicate with everyone in heaven if I die.”

“But how are you so sure that you will end up in heaven? You might go to hell. What good will French do you then?” asked the doctor.

"That will no problem. I am fluent in Punjabi

hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

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Life is like a piano — what you get out of it,
Depends on how you play it.

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LOL

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Do You Ever Wonder Why?

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funny

"To the world, you are only one person. But to one person, you may mean the world."

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thanks

hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

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hey… nothing against punjabi haan!!!

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but good joke..

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Wicked one man!

Zameen Par Bhaij Diya, Khair Muslaihat Uss ke, Mujhko to chand banana tha aasmaan kay liye

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lol…

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LOL!

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All things cometh to HE who waiteth.
As long as HE worketh hard while HE waiteth!!

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hmmmmmmmmmmm.. :slight_smile: choonke ek adad punjabi nay bhee hansa hay iss par, iss liyay main bhee hans deta hoon ..

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three monkeys escaped from zoo & the security started searching for them.after n hr the 1 was found drinking pepsi the second was found eating burger & the third one was found READING THIS SIGNATURE!

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vg

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posted before though

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after all, a joke is a joke. though i was a bit like

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thanks 4 all

hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)