and the whole offis looks like a nai naveli dulhan
everyone [including me ] is dressed up bery nicely naha dho k changay bachay ban k gel shel la k surma pa k and the office floors r waxed and company posters up on the wallz. even the wirez are all neatly tied up into bundles. all the junk’s been removed from the shelves.
everyone’s working super efficiently
el o el this is jus too funny
there’s a saying in punjabi which translates to this that if the owner of the land passes by even once by his land, the production of the land doubles.
Whenever our director visits, and lets say a company dinner is arranged, its a sight to behold when people follow him around like honey bees after the honey. Full TC program. Such a bunch of servile flatterers.
I think just a day before the dinner, all my colleagues go through some guides like how-to-flatter-your-boss-to-the-hilt, how to be the perfect-ass-kisser, how-to-get-your-lover's-attention etc.