Kisko sun na hai ? 
Mujhey gandey lateefey aatey hian
Keyoonkey mian bhi ganda hoon 
Lateefa :
Ek dafa ek noujawan our khubsoorat larki apni mother ke saath doctor per gayee …
Agey lateefa ganda hai 
Jisko sun na hai bolo
OYE !
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ganda bachaaaaaa.
"spanks him with his leather whip"
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rickshaw taxi ya phirr TaanGay per kyon nahi chali gai ? 
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Gandai lateefai are haram. :o
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Uncle stalker - tum ne sara maza kharab kar diya, jao main nahi sunata 
Acha aik is se bhi ziada ganda lateefa sunata hoon
Ek dafa do guppans baat cheet kar rahi theen
gappan1 - arey tumhain pata hai ke ye larkey jab akeley hotey hian tu kaisey batain kartey hian ?? 
gappan2 - arey kia batain kartey hoon ge waisi hi jaisi hum larkeyaan akeley main karti hian
gappan1- naheeeeeee ! Sachii ??? 
*Haye Allah ye larkey bhi kitney gandey hotey hian na *
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…
waisey how r u codey…
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Wiasey tu main I mean acha hoon 
lekin amawas ki raat ko main bohat kharaab ho jata hoon 
Tum sunao Tasnim Aslam, kaisi rahi weekly briefing
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…phir sey tasnim aslam kaha…
waisey wht does" amawas ki raat " mean…
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Ab kaisay bataon ke mujhey tasnim aslam keyoon achi lagti ahi
Tum khud hi samajh jao, mujhey sharam aati hai :rotato:
Amawas ki raat = jis raat ko chand nazar nahi ataa our bohat andhera hota hai
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kia hum larkia bee join kar saktay hain? 
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ye alam shouqe ka dekha na jai :whistlin:
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Mere phone mai smillies nahe aatien :snoota:
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to main kia karon? 
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jaa kar laundry karoo
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use na karo :snoota: wesse kaise hai ruby. :halo:
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ek dafa kia howa ke hamarey office main ek gora consultant aya , He was dutch, his name was jacob Lakeman. He was a jollygood fellow 
once i was copying his files, I saw a presentation (poweroint ) I asked what is it ( somethiing in dutch) he said okey first you do my stuff and then i will explain this to you,
So afterwards, he opened the file and he said it is a joke but I will translate it for you, so i kept skiping slides
Once a guy john and a girl jenny used to live in amsterdem. his mother called him and told him that she is comming over to stay with him for few days. So she went to his son’s apartment and found that the girl jenny also lives with his son. Later at night she asked her son abt jenny and he told her that she is just a friend and we just share the apartment sleep in separete rooms, theres nothing fishy as she might have assumed. The mother was wise. She said ok, I trust you, I believe there is nothing wrong if you share the apartment 
Few days she stayed with them and she enjoyed her stay. She went back home and few days later jenny told john that her silver sugar pot is missing, she has searched everyweher but couldn’t find it. John said hmm
she again said john you should ask your mother whether she knows anything about it, or may be it accidently gone into her lougage ??
John first declined but later email his mother
"Mother I hope you enjoyed you time with us, me and jenny miss you dearly I hope you could spare some time again soon and give us ou loving company…
It is not that I dont trust you, and please dont take it this way, I love you and I am asking just in case you have seen the silver sugar pot, I is missing since you left, I was wondering if you have any idea about it.
The mother replied next day
My Darling son, I am glad to know that you already miss me. I alway cherish the time spent with my kids, I am looking forward to meet you again some time soon.
Regarding the silver sugar pot, I completely trust you and jenny, but I am possitive that if jenny had not abandoned her room complelety and iff she still sleeps there, she would have found that sugar pott easily in the side drawer !
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:rotato:
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;)
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