**- Baluchistan mein to paani bohat kam hai, aap bachpan mein swimming kaise karte rahe
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aap kay han parinday pinjron mein qaid hein, jab aap jail mein they to aazadi k bare mein sochte they?
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Ilaaqe (area) mein paani kee kami k bawajood unke ghar ka lawn sarsabz o shaadab hai…what sarcasm!
JAB APPP MUHALY MAY NIKALTY THY TO APP K ASS PASS TITLEYAN TO MANDLATI HON GI … KABHI KISI K SATH IISHQ YAN KOE CHAKR TO CHALA HOGA …
Jab Aap Muhalay May Nikaltay Thay To Ap k Ass Paas Titliyan to Mandlati Hongi…Kabhi Kishi k Sath Ishq Yan Koi Chakkar To CHala Hoga.
He sayz 2 sonu nigam: aap ki 2 filmein bohut zabardast flop gai… aap isk baare main kya sochte hain aur kya aap aage film kareinge???
Aap hanstay bhee hain?
Aap rotay bhee hain?
Aap warzish bhee kartay hon gay?
Aap ne zindagi mein mohabbat tow kee hogi?
Kya Logon ko aap ki Baaton main Tazaad Nahi Lagta?
Meera Sahiba, Subha Subha Itnay Shokh Rang
Sheikh Rasheed Sahib, Aap key affairs to kaafi mashhoor hain…kya aapney kabhi kisi sey ROMAAANS bhi kiya?
Maulana Junaid Jamshed: Kahan woh chamak damak, kahan woh larkion kai darmiyan ghoomna, aur kahan darwaish numa zindagi. Woh din yaad aatay tow hongay?
He asked mohammed asif…suna hay cricket main bohat paisa hay ..ap kitna paisa kama chukay hain ab tak ..
He Asked To Minister durani’s wife that Aap Nay Marshaal Arts Kay Trainning Lee Hoi Hai…Kiya Kabhi Shoohar ko Bhi is K Johaar Dikhay???
Saleem Malik ki BV se…
aap kay SHOWHERR itnay barrey star hein… larkiyon kay phooon tou aatey hi haaunn gai…
Aap nay kabhi shaadi nahi ki, is ki koi waja? … LOL
Asking some show-biz person: Kabhi kisi Fan nay Aap ko I Love You Bola?
He once asked Ghulam Mustafa Khar: Aap key kitney Bachey hain?
Khar Sahab: Mere Nau Bachey Hain
He says: Lekin Aam Taassur to Iss say Ziyada ka hai…
Khar only gave him a stare
Asking Rana Naveed and his Wife: Suna hay ap dono nay ghar say bhaag kar shadi ki …
Rana Naveed and his wife remained silent and shy
Sohail Warraich smiles again with raised corners of lips 
Asking Shahida Minni: Apki umer kitni hai
and he smiles
She replies: …mash’Allah abhi main 30 ki hon
and he smiles again with his raised-lips and innocent look, says nothing LOL.
Sohail Warraich: Yeh, barri barri chamakti garrian (cars) dekh kar inhain haasil karnay ya torr dalnay ka dil tou chahta hoga!
Koddu: Haasil karnay ko tou bohat dil chahta hai par torrnay ka nahi; pata nahin aglay nay kitni mehnat say khareedi hogi…
Jawani main ghaltiyan to sabhi se hoti hain, aap ne kitne romance kiye?
Khuda nai itnee shohrat dee, HASEEN TITLIAAN tu aas paaas mandlatee hoon gee
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what classic :biggthumb 
” Like wth you don’t ask that during an interview on cable tv! 