Einstien was da MAN..

desi men are badnaam bilawajah mayn.

CONDITIONS

A - You will make sure:

that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order;
that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room;
that my bedroom and study are kept neat, and especially that my desk is left for my use only.

B - You will renounce all personal relations with me insofar as they are not completely necessary for social reasons. Specifically, You will forego:

my sitting at home with you;
my going out or travelling with you.

C- You will obey the following points in your relations with me:

you will not expect any intimacy from me, nor will you reproach me in any way;
you will stop talking to me if I request it;
you will leave my bedroom or study immediately without protest if I request it.

D - You will undertake not to belittle me in front of our children, either through words or behavior.

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Mera moo mat qulwao Sohaib… :naraz:

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Desi men are badnaam because they read such stuff and then post it on desi websites with the title 'Einstein was da MAN'.

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:rotfl:

Post of The Year! :cheer:

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so they are only badnaam because they say what they believe in unlike other hypo-potamus-crites :snooty:

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hahahha, Hadeel has left me answerless. I shall move out of this thread and come back only when I have a better come back! :bummer:

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^

That would be never! :p

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keyun aaj brush nahi kia?

:chai:

Shoaib, Forget Einstein. Remember these golden words from my uncle

"aap sari zindagi in (pointing towards his wife) k leyee kuch bhi ker leen, eik na eik din aap ko zaroor sun-na paray ga aap nai merey leye kia keya?

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And the best of his writings remain obscure, thanks for sharing Sohaib.

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Oh, so that's where Sheldon gets it from!

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Wow, that's really depressing. :(

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Thats what I thought. Sheldon is a genius! but Einstien was a bigger genius!!!!!

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It didn't work, did it? They got divorced soon after.

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How is he a genius in this regard? Its not he actually got what he asked for.

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B and C should be followed strictly by ladies!:naraz:

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dude i read it and he made sense to me. I want just teh wife who would feed me and keep my table clean.